note: There’s a teeny weenie post before this one(:

WARNING DONT READ IF PARAGRAPHS OF WORDS CAUSE NAUSEA, NOT SUITABLE FOR BLONDES AND DOUCHEBAGS.

Comment on my status update it says..........

I hate to get sick, it tags along sickness wooziness from pills and not forgetting the devil the pills itself, the head game and oh the EXTRA attention from my grandmother, grandma's remedy = torture, oh and the swollen nose how can you miss that. Nope i don't have H1N1. stay healthy people

NOTE: extra grannies attention because…….. trust me getting sick is the one thing i keep away from because her remedy is really torture, its sweet in the love way but torture in the reality way SERIOUSLY want to bet??? when i sneezed countless times in front of her despite trying the hold it back, she brought me to her room and asked me so why did you sneeze do you have a cold or was it allergy and i told her allergy then she said you sure i got tablets for it, so i thought oh gosh no tablets because that would require more than one because its an allergy so i told her i got a normal cold presuming it would only be a tablet and then she dishes out 3 different types of pills in a flash and if i am not wrong prescribed to me….. and i stood there in awe, she gave me antibiotics and something else for something and the dreaded aspirin,shucks.

  Never mind this time,most of the OTHER times… sigh… the things she makes me do for myself which i actually do for her. Eating leafs to cure myself, not your ordinary holy basil leaves or the extend of neem leaves some random leaves from the garden. Never mind that yknow devotees collect the milk dispensed of the back of the alter, she makes me drink the whole bottle 1 week and more from the day it was collected…… expired? there's times where she intimidates me that i wont stop till i drain down all of the bottle and then notice the funky taste. And oh not forgetting diabetes and high blood pressure pills for my normal fever or a common cold, and ear drops for my sore eyes and itch cream for my muscle cram.

  I do say no, but she goes all pouty and cute and i’d take the risk of living to make her feel right, swallow, rub, chew whatever she gives to cure me. except for vegetables i NEVER eat veggies NEVER!! i am one of those who categorises french-fries and potato chips under vegetables, no i am not a couch potato and definitely not fat, i just have my fats placed right and well i have to admit more than adequate XD, so yeah she never forced veggies in me, when i was younger it seems she grinded all my food just so i don't need to chew, right enough said, moving along.

And my twitter replied....

1.Don't you feel like commenting on my status update?why wait comment now only for $0.00 and for next 1 week ill throw in comment replies...

2. .... don't laugh and then say its lame, don't laugh in the inside and say its lame, don't even think about sneering and then say its lame

3..you got to admit my jokes r pretty funny or lame or maybe I'm just weird 4 thinking i joke well, now does that make me a joke?

   Am i awesome or what? I just gave you reason to comment on my facebook's status update AND follow me on twitter, and if i continue to blog like this i'd so give you a reason not to visit my blog again!!!

  Scratch the last sentence off that doesn't sound right... but then again you'd visit to see if i was any better from being worst so more power to me!!!

Here's a reason or two….in my case many words delivering you the DIRECT MESSAGE think before you even want to try it.

1. its odour is exactly of hamster food

2. no matter how hard you try to tell you brains it is human food,it still smells like hamster food.

3. despite the signal sent to your brain its human food it still does smell like hamster food.

4. needless to say it looks exactly like hamster food

5. if you smell it for any longer, it begins to smell like the cage of a hamster itself yes including the wood sharpening and not forgetting the food and oh the hamster itself!

6. Smells and looks like hamster food, how does it taste??????

  Seriously don't make me answer that, i cant explain the taste its worst than any nutritious bar and any healthy (tasteful<—yup Sarcasm) snack. as usual it made me barf, the rasins were good and so were the nuts but the smell oh god it felt like i was a roomie with my Late hamster. NAH maybe because the flavour was prebiotic fruit and but that isnt an excuse thou.

   Well this is how i felt about this box of human food which has to be eaten like any other cereal, apparently it meets up to looking the part just not tasting like the ordinary part, anyway it is……………….

• high in dietary fibre
• cholesterol free
• trans fat free
• individually packed to preserve freshness and for convenience

   With no doubt i did copy these wondrous of the box, i had to say good things right?

     So yuppp, if you are one of those who wants to eat food despite the taste, just for the results, like you loose tons of weight from this nutritious meal that doesn't have so much calories or other excuses to eat healthy/ bite of stems , or because gustatory modality is screwed up big time, this is just the product for you, go health people! admire you guys really, as for me I'd rather be the owner of excessive fatness or puke my guts out after every meal.

   Gosh seriously i never intended to write so much about a food product i never even did my food and nutrition coursework for school once even, guess that proved i really give crap about being healthy and eating of barks and roots and stems. right enought of these heres my nails from two days ago.

Wanted it to look like ghetto ass cheetah prints, used black yellow and white, looked fine the first day, and on the second it felt it looked more like giraffe prints and then on the third realised my nails looked like a rather familiar yet dreaded amphibian the gecko!! ewww cant believe i had my nails looking like them eww eww eww they are beautiful creatures awed really but seriously why didn't it hit to me, i live to watch animal documentary, I'd choose documentary over reality TV

consider the facts that i don't get to watch animal planet at all only like one day out of two weeks and i star in a reality show myself the one that doesn't air

chortle.

Labels: research

note: There’s a teeny weenie post before this one(:

WARNING DONT READ IF PARAGRAPHS OF WORDS CAUSE NAUSEA, NOT SUITABLE FOR BLONDES AND DOUCHEBAGS.

Comment on my status update it says..........

I hate to get sick, it tags along sickness wooziness from pills and not forgetting the devil the pills itself, the head game and oh the EXTRA attention from my grandmother, grandma's remedy = torture, oh and the swollen nose how can you miss that. Nope i don't have H1N1. stay healthy people

NOTE: extra grannies attention because…….. trust me getting sick is the one thing i keep away from because her remedy is really torture, its sweet in the love way but torture in the reality way SERIOUSLY want to bet??? when i sneezed countless times in front of her despite trying the hold it back, she brought me to her room and asked me so why did you sneeze do you have a cold or was it allergy and i told her allergy then she said you sure i got tablets for it, so i thought oh gosh no tablets because that would require more than one because its an allergy so i told her i got a normal cold presuming it would only be a tablet and then she dishes out 3 different types of pills in a flash and if i am not wrong prescribed to me….. and i stood there in awe, she gave me antibiotics and something else for something and the dreaded aspirin,shucks.

  Never mind this time,most of the OTHER times… sigh… the things she makes me do for myself which i actually do for her. Eating leafs to cure myself, not your ordinary holy basil leaves or the extend of neem leaves some random leaves from the garden. Never mind that yknow devotees collect the milk dispensed of the back of the alter, she makes me drink the whole bottle 1 week and more from the day it was collected…… expired? there's times where she intimidates me that i wont stop till i drain down all of the bottle and then notice the funky taste. And oh not forgetting diabetes and high blood pressure pills for my normal fever or a common cold, and ear drops for my sore eyes and itch cream for my muscle cram.

  I do say no, but she goes all pouty and cute and i’d take the risk of living to make her feel right, swallow, rub, chew whatever she gives to cure me. except for vegetables i NEVER eat veggies NEVER!! i am one of those who categorises french-fries and potato chips under vegetables, no i am not a couch potato and definitely not fat, i just have my fats placed right and well i have to admit more than adequate XD, so yeah she never forced veggies in me, when i was younger it seems she grinded all my food just so i don't need to chew, right enough said, moving along.

And my twitter replied....

1.Don't you feel like commenting on my status update?why wait comment now only for $0.00 and for next 1 week ill throw in comment replies...

2. .... don't laugh and then say its lame, don't laugh in the inside and say its lame, don't even think about sneering and then say its lame

3..you got to admit my jokes r pretty funny or lame or maybe I'm just weird 4 thinking i joke well, now does that make me a joke?

   Am i awesome or what? I just gave you reason to comment on my facebook's status update AND follow me on twitter, and if i continue to blog like this i'd so give you a reason not to visit my blog again!!!

  Scratch the last sentence off that doesn't sound right... but then again you'd visit to see if i was any better from being worst so more power to me!!!

Here's a reason or two….in my case many words delivering you the DIRECT MESSAGE think before you even want to try it.

1. its odour is exactly of hamster food

2. no matter how hard you try to tell you brains it is human food,it still smells like hamster food.

3. despite the signal sent to your brain its human food it still does smell like hamster food.

4. needless to say it looks exactly like hamster food

5. if you smell it for any longer, it begins to smell like the cage of a hamster itself yes including the wood sharpening and not forgetting the food and oh the hamster itself!

6. Smells and looks like hamster food, how does it taste??????

  Seriously don't make me answer that, i cant explain the taste its worst than any nutritious bar and any healthy (tasteful<—yup Sarcasm) snack. as usual it made me barf, the rasins were good and so were the nuts but the smell oh god it felt like i was a roomie with my Late hamster. NAH maybe because the flavour was prebiotic fruit and but that isnt an excuse thou.

   Well this is how i felt about this box of human food which has to be eaten like any other cereal, apparently it meets up to looking the part just not tasting like the ordinary part, anyway it is……………….

• high in dietary fibre
• cholesterol free
• trans fat free
• individually packed to preserve freshness and for convenience

   With no doubt i did copy these wondrous of the box, i had to say good things right?

     So yuppp, if you are one of those who wants to eat food despite the taste, just for the results, like you loose tons of weight from this nutritious meal that doesn't have so much calories or other excuses to eat healthy/ bite of stems , or because gustatory modality is screwed up big time, this is just the product for you, go health people! admire you guys really, as for me I'd rather be the owner of excessive fatness or puke my guts out after every meal.

   Gosh seriously i never intended to write so much about a food product i never even did my food and nutrition coursework for school once even, guess that proved i really give crap about being healthy and eating of barks and roots and stems. right enought of these heres my nails from two days ago.

Wanted it to look like ghetto ass cheetah prints, used black yellow and white, looked fine the first day, and on the second it felt it looked more like giraffe prints and then on the third realised my nails looked like a rather familiar yet dreaded amphibian the gecko!! ewww cant believe i had my nails looking like them eww eww eww they are beautiful creatures awed really but seriously why didn't it hit to me, i live to watch animal documentary, I'd choose documentary over reality TV

consider the facts that i don't get to watch animal planet at all only like one day out of two weeks and i star in a reality show myself the one that doesn't air

chortle.

Labels: research